“And the Best Groomed Oscar Goes to…”

You would think talking about shaving all the time can get difficult. Not on Oscar night! We present to you: The Top 8 Best-Groomed Faces of the 2012 Academy Awards #8: Tom Hanks Age appropriate. Not trying to hide any gray. Plus, it makes him look a little like Bruce Springsteen. #7: Tom Cruise He doesn’t seem to age and I bet his angular face actually looks like it could pose some shaving difficulties. Either way, absurdly clean, close shave.   #6: Robert Downey Jr. Looks scraggly at first glance, but actually some fine facial sculpting.   #5: Brad Pitt A nice one-two punch of tightly cropped goatee and short chops. A bit weird that his goatee looks like one of those heart-shaped rocks my daughters pick up along the beach, but it works.   #4: Christopher Plummer 82-years-old. Old-school, classic mustache, perfectly groomed. Von Tropp-tastic.   #3: James Earl Jones Who doesn’t love James Earl Jones? Sporting a perfectly-groomed mouth eyebrow. #2: Jonah Hill A) Jonah Hill rocks. B) He was a great sport during Billy Crystal’s dumb weight joke. C) He clearly had the cleanest, closest shave by far. His face may have even be waxed.   #1: Bradley Cooper The mustache seems to be making a comeback judging by tonight’s Oscars and Bradley Cooper’s pornstar-chic, lip-tickler legitimately worked. You can’t play it safe and expect to win our best-groomed face award - gotta take some risks. And for that, this year's Best-Groomed award goes to Bradley Cooper. Congratulations Bradley! Please contact us so we can send you your lifetime supply of Pacific Shaving Products! - Stan

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